The Old age...             

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home. "Sixty is 
the worst age to be," announced the sixty year old. "You  always feel like  
you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing happens!"

"Ah, that's nothing," said the seventy year old "When you're seventy, you 
can't move your bowels anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran - you sit on the 
toilet all day  and nothing happens !"

"Actually," said the eighty year old "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the sixty year old.

"No ... not really. I pee every morning at 6AM. No problem at all."

"Do you have trouble with your bowel movements" asked the seventy year old.

"No, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the sixty year old said "Let me get this straight. 
You pee every morning at six o'clock and have a bowel movement every morning  
at six thirty. What's so tough about being eighty ?"

To which the eighty year old replied, "I don't wake up until seven o'clock."

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You're getting old when...
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>- You and your teeth don't sleep together!
>- Your back goes out, but you stay home.
>- You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
>- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
>- Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
>- Happy hour is a nap.
>- You're on vacation, and your ENERGY runs out
>before your money does.
>- You say something to your kids that your mother
>said to you, and you always hated it.
>- All you want for your birthday is to not be
>reminded of your age.
>- Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. ;-)
>- Your memory is shorter and your complaining lastslonger.
>- Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
>- The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
>- Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work!
>- You sink your teeth into a steak - and they *stay* there.