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Five year phase
in plan that "EuroEnglish"
The European Commission
have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official
language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other
possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has
accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as
"EuroEnglish".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard
"c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This
should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There
will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f".
This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the
third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is
disgraseful, and they should go away. By the 4th year, peopl wil be
reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z"
and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
vords kontaining "ou" similar changes vud of kors be aplid
to ozer kombinations of leters. and After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a
realy sensibl riten styl. zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and
evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer.
ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!
I sink English wil sawnd beter ?????? dont you sink so..????
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